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Educational Jargon Generator


Amaze Your Education Colleagues

This fine academic tool was designed to assist in the writing of reports, grant applications, and other documents related to public schools. I believe that it will be particularly useful for people involved in writing reports for WASC accreditation. Amaze your colleagues with finely crafted phrases of educational nonsense! The javascript code is adapted from Dack.com's Web Economy BS Generator. I would be remiss if I did not thank my district's Professional Development staff for introducing me to many of these gems.

  


verbs adjectives nouns
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aggregate
assess
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deploy
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disintermediate
drive
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empower
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generate
grow
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mesh
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unleash
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visualize
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child-centered
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literature-based
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meaning-centered
metacognitive
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multi-media
objective
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outcome-based
over-arching
peer-based
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research-based
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action-items
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content
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critical thinking
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ESLR's
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infrastructures
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teaching
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units